At a wedding together for the first time since the day they met, Jimmy and Gretchen's tensions come to a head. Edgar's relationship is jeopardized by his newfound success. Lindsay is forced to come clean to Paul.
- Chris Geere as Jimmy Shive-Overly
- Aya Cash as Gretchen Cutler
- Desmin Borges as Edgar Quintero
- Kether Donohue as Lindsay Jillian
Jimmy lists the pros and cons of everything in his life to decide what to keep. Gretchen is one of the things. They go to a reception for Shitstain and Jaqueline, who eloped. Gretchen bugs Jimmy to let her see his list. Jimmy hides it in his jacket.
Sam Dresden shows up in a wild outfit instead of the suit he was given to wear to give the toast to the couple. Shitstain fires him as hist best man and recruits Honeynutz, who can't speak in public except in his rapper persona.
Edgar arrives with Dorothy but becomes preoccupied with thinking of comedy ideas for Doug Benson. Gretchen tells Lindsay she will be broke after divorcing Paul, so Lindsay tries to find a job. She spots Priscilla, a fashion blogger turned stylist, and follows her around.
Gretchen gets the list from Jimmy's jacket, but finds it is a decoy. She starts writing her own pros and cons about Jimmy. Edgar spots comedian Brian Posehn and starts pitching ideas at him. Dorothy sinks into self-pity over her lack of success.
Sam reconciles with Shitstain and gives the toast with a panicky Honeynutz, who can only read lame jokes from a card. Lindsay crushes Paul, telling him she had an abortion and wants a divorce. Jimmy and Gretchen each read one con from their lists. Each is horrified at the other. They leave separately.
Notes and Trivia
- The episode consists entirely of single unedited takes done with a steadicam. Following the characters from room to room, aside from the pre-opening credits scene.